January 2012
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My New Year's Resolution
Is simply to be brave enough to tell the people I love that I love them, regardless of social norms, regardless of how I think it’ll change the way people see me, regardless of what I think their reaction will be.
In short, I want to be able to be honest with others so that I can ultimately be honest with myself.
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Happy New Year to All My Followers!!
I’ve met some really great people here and I’m grateful for each and every one of you. I can’t wait and hope I get to know you all even better. Here’s to 2012!
Love and Warmth,
Carley
December 2011
I feel so confused.
I just want to have someone tell me what’s wrong without having to say a word.
I’ll just curl up into a ball and watch television until I fall asleep and pretend I didn’t post this in the morning when everything will be okay until tomorrow night.
At my age I shouldn’t have to make vague emotional posts to the mostly anonymous readers of my blog and yet here I am. I...
Y'all miss me? I've been on a little break without... →
Happy New Year!
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New Playlist: Songs For Heavy Eyelids →
alimitlesschestoftales-deactiva asked: What's your favorite Pokemon? What about Digimon? Which Digimon Crest did you think most closely match your personality? If you were a Gym Leader, which type of Pokemon would you battle with and what might be your team?
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Just got Fall of Troy's Doppelganger on Vinyl
How could I have forgotten just how much I love this album?!
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My hardcover of A Dance with Dragons just fell...
If it still hurts in the morning I’ll make my dad take me to the doctor. Goddamn it.
My New Year's Resolution is to live like the world...
Of course unfortunately for me this means that January to April will be a period of crippling depression where I can barely breathe because the thought of existence succumbing to complete and utter annihilation will be too much to bear. During May to about July my attitude will shift to an almost violent sarcastic rhetoric towards the people taking advantage of the expiration date to fuel their...
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For those of you who wanted to see my nick named...
Fear not! I will post pictures of them soon. It’s just that I don’t know what my family did with our full length and I want y’all to get the full glory. (Actually, I’m really not that cool…)
That awkward moment when you correct someone's...
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After this post, there will only be Christmas...
No apologies.
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Wardrobe Problems That Seem Unique to Me #4
I don’t know if it’s a problem so much as it is amusing and sometimes annoying, but my friends often come up for names for my outfits.
Titles include:
“Office Vampire”
“Business Clown”
“Hipster Pirate”
“Cabaret Lesbian”
and
“Bad Ass Mime”
Interested parties can visit my ask if they’d like to see pictures of any...
Wardrobe Problems That Seem Unique to Me #3
Finding a way to roll up my jeans to my mid-calf so that they stay and so that they don’t look too bunched up so I can show off my socks.
I’ve experimented with several different methods and I think I’ve finally settled on something I like.
Things I Forgot About Living with Cats while I was...
Cat hair will fill my mouth and lungs.
No matter what I’m doing or how many times I try to move them, one of them must be on top of me. At all times.
Forget women, there is no wrath like a kitty scorned. One of the cats has thrown up on my favorite boots twice.
Cats are heavy and too warm sometimes.
The shitbox
They just love to put their butts in my face.
Despite all this abuse I...
Wardrobe Problems That Seem Unique to Me #2
The compulsion to match my tie to the stitching in my jeans to my socks to my bra.
I just have a fine eye for details!
Wardrobe Problems That Seem Unique to Me #1
When my lacy underwear gets caught in the snaps of my suspenders.
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A Typical Conversation Between Me and My Awesome...
Me: Yeah, so, I was talking to my friend Moira, who is going on the trip to New Orleans with me, and I said, "Yeah, my dad worked on a shrimp boat down there," and she said, "Why are you telling me this? I don't want to know about how your dad worked at a strip club." And I was like, "ahh, no! I said shrimp boat!"
My Dad: But I worked at a strip club, too.
Every time I change my hair or style I have to...
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
And in addition:
Whenever a woman says, “I believe in equal rights for women, but I’m not a feminist,” a male chauvinist fairy gets its balls.
Because, you know, wings are for girls and fags.
(Does this mean I get two sets of wings? I guess it’d be more like… one and a half.)
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Story of how I almost died and then saved my own...
I was wearing a long scarf on the escalator. As I was exiting the escalator I felt my scarf suddenly tighten around my neck and begin to strangle me. The dangling end was caught in the escalator. As quick as I could I unwrapped my scarf from around my neck using the other end and whipped it out from the grip of the escalator’s teeth. I saved my life and my scarf. BITCHES.
